Note sunglasses - sun was shining brightly at the beginning and end of this walk.
Monday, March 30, 2020
COVID-19 question for March 30th, 2020
Does snow kill Coronavirus?
Probably not, but it does help with social distancing.
Note sunglasses - sun was shining brightly at the beginning and end of this walk.
Note sunglasses - sun was shining brightly at the beginning and end of this walk.
Saturday, March 28, 2020
COVID-19 jokes
How can a typical American find out if they have COVID - 19? Cough on a rich person and wait for their test results.
If you get an email with subject line "knock knock, " don't open it! It's a Jehova's witness social distancing.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: “Are my test results back?"
Robin caught her kitty trying to hoard toilet paper just in time!
If you get an email with subject line "knock knock, " don't open it! It's a Jehova's witness social distancing.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: “Are my test results back?"
Robin caught her kitty trying to hoard toilet paper just in time!
Nellie & son
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Sunday, March 15, 2020
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